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Confession

04 Jan

Ok….I have a confession to make of sorts….ever since Bush left the white house I’ve felt something has been missing in my life and in the life of politics in general….. comedy…..the guy was a one-man stand up comedic show……. he was the modern-day Court Jester…..he was, and excuse the reference if you aren’t Arab, the western Jo7a…. he came up with phrases and quotes that left you at first…shocked that anyone could mess up so badly… then laughing your ass off and alerting every Tom, Dick and Harry about the said phrase…. he single-handedly I believe *with no evidence to support this* helped boost the profits of company’s selling posters  aimed at students *glances back at wall with a ‘Bushism, great quotes of our time’ poster*. He was plentiful in his comedic contributions….and what was great about him….was he wasn’t even aware of his so-called talent to make people laugh…..he was crap and useless at everything else..like on the verge of not being able to be trusted to make toast useless….but boi could he make a simple speech/qs and answer session turn into a right old knees up laugh fest.

So what do we do know when we are feeling down and low-in-the-IQ region about ourselves? when we feel like nothing is possible? We no longer have Bush to single-handedly reassert the fact that because he can be given the most powerful job in the world that anything is within reach no matter how unqualified you are or deserving you are of your goal. Has that American dream of anyone being a somebody been dashed to the curb with Bush having upped and left?

Well I say to you all….don’t despair…their IS hope…..Where I hear you call….where else…in the USA of course….Who I hear you ask? Sarah freaking-self-confessed-mama-grizzly-Palin

I have a love hate relationship with that woman….mainly hate…but the love shines through every time  I find myself searching for a new butt to a joke. Now don’t get me wrong…I don’t want her as president of the USA….I just don’t mind her dilly dallying about on the fringes of politics to add a bit of light-hearted fun to a serious arena….

And though at first I didn’t understand why Sarah Palin would want to call herself mama grizzly, I soon saw the light when a saw a picture of a mama grizzly….the resemblance is UNCANNY. If you don’t believe me, take a crack at it below;

Took me some tiiiiimeeeee and effort to be able to differentiate and label the two correctly, but in the end the effort paid off….Never have I been more proud of my spot the difference abilities, it’s a talent, you either got it or you don’t.

So basically in summary..women is a comedic giver.. the balance of life is once again restored….Hallelujah

Till next time

 
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Posted by on January 4, 2011 in Random, Serious-Comical, USA

 

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